…the tough buy new boxer shorts.
I have, for the first time in recent history, spent cash money on posh pants. My wardrobe now includes undergrundies from some chap called Armani, a fellah named Hugo (who is apparently the Boss of something or other), and Calvin Klein.
The days of underpants generica are over, y’all.
PS: I’ll write something more fruitful, soon. I promise.